Monday, February 7, 2011

Open Letter to All of You who Make Fun of the Way I Dress

You know who you are. Yeah, you are the people who smirk at me. Point at me and talk behind my back. Some of you have even had the nerve to tell me to my face.

You think I dress like a dork.

You know who you are.

Well, ......I am here to tell you that I am hipper than you can ever dream of being. I have a cultivated look. A well defined look that I have developed over many, many years. This look is precise, this look is intentional and this is the coolest look that exists today for manly men.

I call this look ..........60's Gym Teacher.

That is right, just like Dianne Keaton rewrote woman's fashion after Anne Hall, soon every man in America and perhaps the world will be adopting my look

60's Gym Teacher.

Inspired by the men I looked up to in life. Short hair, cheap khaki pants, WHITE SOCKS and sneakers.

Of course you have to have my figure to really pull it off.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I thought I was the only one who made fun of the way you dress. Is this like a press conference?