Someone's Gonna Have to 'Splain it to Me

Someday I sure hope they actually invent the portable hole:

Cartoon Synopsis:
Mousey little Prof. Calvin Q. Calculus introduces his latest invention, the "portable hole." It changes the world, and much of the cartoon shows examples of its many uses and abuses. A criminal steals it for evil purposes. The professor's wonderful invention fails to impress his horrible, nagging wife, though. She endlessly browbeats and insults him about everything. Eventually, the man calmly creates a hole, places it underneath his wife as she continues to tell him just how worthless he and his inventions are, and allows her to fall through the hole and into the Earth's crust. Moments later, the wife is chucked back up the hole, and a distraught devil climbs out and says, "Don't you think I have enough problems down there without her?"

And someday I want to know the meaning of the word - whole.

And just how can you fix a hole in the ground?

FIXING A HOLE

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where it will go

I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door

And kept my mind from wandering

Where it will go

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong

I'm right

Where I belong I'm right

Where I belong

See the people standing there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my door

I'm painting my room in a colourful way

And when my mind is wandering

There I will go

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong

I'm right

Where I belong I'm right

Where I belong

Silly people run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my door

I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And I still go

Fixing a hole where the rain gets in

Stops my mind from wandering

Where it will go.