PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
My comments:
Of course it would be too easy to think that it was a club sandwich. I will not speculate as to what kind until all the facts are in, but I am pretty sure mayonnaise was involved. Too often the blame gets meted out to the sandwich, when we all truly know deep in our souls that mayonnaise is the true root of evil in this world.
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