I was just having an inane conversation with a nameless (for his protection) friend with whom I do often have offbeat discussions on life. Our conversations quite often touch on a reality only known between us, at least for me, perhaps he lives there even without me. It goes without saying the subject of scrotal sacs and testicles has come up before and we have expressed common views on the matter.
An interesting point was made by my friend. He said ‘they will never be bigger’.
They will never be bigger than the day he is born.
How true, how sad, what a refection on Man, on the Man and what it is like to be a man.
Our testicles are never bigger than the day we are born. From that moment on a world wide conspiracy attacks and tries to shrink, eliminate and grab these charming instruments and cause us trouble and pain.
And the problem is bigger than just us against the world. Sometimes their size and their will create their own problems. They can become their own worst enemy.
The key to life is protecting them from others and themselves. Keep them as large as possible, listen to them and rein them in when necessary. Without them life is bland and sad. Surrendering them to others is a losing battle and above all our job is to do our best to keep them out of the hands of the Man. Once He has them, it is all over.
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