I am going to be bold and go WAAAAAAY out on a limb. While in Portland last weekend I had an ESP moment and I think the chosen name, first, middle and last came to me in a vision.
Ala the Great Carnac, I intend to place this name in an envelope and give it to Melissa (fan of Milton) to hold until the blessed date. If I am correct…….I expect everyone to bow to me and never talk about Kelsey’s Joe Carter dream again. I will simply ask that everyone bows to my authoritie as the newest and latest seer of the future.
If I am wrong….. I will ask Melissa to burn the envelope… will never utter another prediction and will just learn to live with my grandson being named Walter Harry Mantle Ichiro Stymie Alfalpha Graves.
Ala the Great Carnac, I intend to place this name in an envelope and give it to Melissa (fan of Milton) to hold until the blessed date. If I am correct…….I expect everyone to bow to me and never talk about Kelsey’s Joe Carter dream again. I will simply ask that everyone bows to my authoritie as the newest and latest seer of the future.
If I am wrong….. I will ask Melissa to burn the envelope… will never utter another prediction and will just learn to live with my grandson being named Walter Harry Mantle Ichiro Stymie Alfalpha Graves.
2 comments:
First of all, you need to find a way to work spellcheck into your life.
Then, if you turn out to be right about this, you need be sure and give credit where credit is due. If you are wrong, forget it, I had nothing to do with this and tried to talk you out of going out on this limb.
Otherwise, I will sue you in the court of public opinion for claiming to have discovered the Taco Salad, when everyone knows that this is not true.
I am honored to be keeper of the secret envelope! (Especially since I have long feared that everyone knows that I'm the worst secret keeper ever). This is my big chance to prove that I can keep a secret! Yay! Oh and I hope you are right Dad, but I still may have to talk about KEG's Joe Carter dream once in a while because it was pretty cool...
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