Thursday, February 14, 2013

Bring It On, Chump



So far no takers.  Not a one.  For years I have been challenging a certain peer at work to a foot race.  He is a constant no-show, he won't do it.

Growing up I had average to below average speed.  I could steal a bag or two, but I needed to time things just right, and the opposing pitcher pretty much had to be lulled into the likely thought that I wasn't going anywhere - and then BOOM off I would lumber.

But now, as a frisky 57 year old, I like to challenge peers to footraces.  It is easy - NO ONE wants to do it!  So far I am undefeated.

And I warn them.  I tell them not to get discouraged.  I still have my explosive first step (and other skills that can only be described as explosive) and that right away they are going to feel that they have no chance in the race.  I do tell them that they will most likely gain on me as we near the end, but then I put the hammer down and inform them that I am an incredible closer.  The distance is going to be until I win.